“A riotously funny show about science… brimming with unashamed geekery” Three Weeks … more

You Can’t Polish A Nerd pre-order

Festival of the Spoken Nerd are filming their latest show packed full of science, songs and spherical geometry, and you can be among the first to own it.

Since their last UK tour, experiments maestro Steve Mould, geek songstress Helen Arney and stand-up mathematician Matt Parker have featured on BBC2’s QI, created a genuinely “experimental” comedy show for BBC Radio 4 and played the Hammersmith Apollo with Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox.

Now they’re ready to record their latest tour “You Can’t Polish A Nerd” over two nights in London. Don’t miss this ‘resplendently geeky trio’ (The Times) as they put the “oooh” into zoology, the “fun” into fundamental theorem of calculus and the “recursion” into recursion in the ultimate show for nerds and non-nerds.


– Limited edition signed DVD with booklet and free download – here
– Regular signed DVD with booklet and free download – here
– Download Gift Pack with signed booklet and two downloads – here

Also available as instant download in HD or SD on release date – join our mailing list to hear about it first.

Want to be there for the recordings in June? Tickets are available now!

**** “Fantastic and funny… you don’t need to be a ‘nerd’ to enjoy this show” Broadway Baby
**** “Gleefully geeky… impossible to resist, whatever your level of scientific knowledge” Edinburgh Reporter
***** ”The geeks have inherited the earth in a show that’s smart and funny” The Skinny

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