Matt Parker’s official UK government petition is now live!

Join the revolution that could make the world an incrementally better place by changing the official UK roadsign for sports stadiums* to depict an actual, real, mathematically possible football.

• Check out the petition to correct geometrically impossible UK roadsigns here.
• Print your own “Say No To Mathematically Impossible Street Signs” sign here.
• Get the full story of Matt’s campaign buy buying the full “You Can’t Polish A Nerd” show on DVD or download here.
• And our impossible-football-themed t-shirts, hoodies, totes, and are also available online here.

* = OK, “stadia”, yes we know. Leave us alone, Big Grammar!

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