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You Can’t Polish A Nerd Tour Merch

Introducing our brand new “You Can’t Polish A Nerd” tour merch!

Pop one of the magnets on your fridge and/or microwave to decorate your kitchen laboratory. Wear the set of 4 pin badges to show your nerdity to the world. Use the notebook for your musings on whether you can Polish a Nerd… or not? It’s your choice. We’re not the boss of you.

Get any individual item – notebook, badge set, individual magnet – for £π each, or £3.14. Or grab the whole bundle for just £3π (that’s £9.42 in real money) and save £2π, exclusively at the Spoken Nerd shop.

And don’t forget to join us at our next You Can’t Polish A Nerd shows in London and across the UK, where you can get all the same stuff but signed by the three Nerds’ own fair hands, plus DVDs, download packs, books and more.


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