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Matt Parker’s official UK government petition is now live!

Join the revolution that could make the world an incrementally better place by changing the official UK roadsign for sports stadiums* to depict an actual, real, mathematically possible football.

  • Sign the petition to correct geometrically impossible UK roadsigns here.
  • Print your own “Say No To Mathematically Impossible Street Signs” sign here.
  • Join us on tour and get the full story of Matt’s campaign live on stage here.
  • Our tour-themed badges, magnets and notebooks are also available online here.

* = OK, “stadia”, yes we know. Leave us alone, Big Grammar!

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