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After touring to 15,000 people across the UK in 2015, featuring on BBC2 QI, creating the first truly experimental comedy series for Radio 4 and writing their first book, the Nerds are back with new show You Can’t Polish A Nerd this Autumn. Join stand-up mathematician Matt Parker, experiments maestro Steve Mould and geek songstress Helen Arney at a night full of electrifying live experiments, spectacular songs and mind-bending maths.

Shows are suitable for nerds and non-nerds aged 14+ unless otherwise stated, as they contain scenes of multiple recursion.

**** “Fantastic and funny… you don’t need to be a ‘nerd’ to enjoy this show” Broadway Baby

**** “Gleefully geeky… impossible to resist, whatever your level of scientific knowledge” Edinburgh Reporter

LEEDS: You Can't Polish A Nerd Oct 21 19:30 City Varieties Music Hall Swan Street, Leeds, LS1 6LW Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Oct 21		LEEDS: You Can't Polish A Nerd City Varieties Music Hall, Swan Street, Leeds, LS1 6LW Saturday October 21st at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
SALFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd Oct 22 20:00 The Lowry Pier 8, Salford Quays, M50 2AZ Facebook Event Part of the Manchester Science Festival Buy Tickets
Oct 22		SALFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Lowry, Pier 8, Salford Quays, M50 2AZ Sunday October 22nd at 20:00 Part of the Manchester Science Festival	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Oct 26 19:30 Norwich Playhouse 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB Facebook Event Part of the Norwich Science Festival Buy Tickets
Oct 26		NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Norwich Playhouse, 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB Thursday October 26th at 19:30 Part of the Norwich Science Festival	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Oct 27 19:30 Norwich Playhouse 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB Facebook Event A second night at the Playhouse as part of the Norwich Science Festival Buy Tickets
Oct 27		NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Norwich Playhouse, 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB Friday October 27th at 19:30 A second night at the Playhouse as part of the Norwich Science Festival	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
EXETER: You Can't Polish A Nerd Oct 29 19:30 The Corn Exchange Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW Facebook Event BUY TICKETS
Oct 29		EXETER: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Corn Exchange, Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW Sunday October 29th at 19:30	BUY TICKETS Facebook Event
SWINDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 01 19:30 Wyvern Theatre Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 01		SWINDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN Wednesday November 1st at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
WATFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 03 19:30 The Palace Theatre 20 Clarendon Road, Watford, WD17 1JZ Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 03		WATFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Palace Theatre, 20 Clarendon Road, Watford, WD17 1JZ Friday November 3rd at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
DURHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 04 19:30 Gala Theatre Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 04		DURHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Gala Theatre, Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA Saturday November 4th at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
BRIGHTON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 05 16:30 The Old Market 11 Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS Facebook Event One afternoon show at 4.30pm - enjoy the Bonfire Night celebrations afterwards! Buy Tickets
Nov 05		BRIGHTON: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Old Market, 11 Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS Sunday November 5th at 16:30 One afternoon show at 4.30pm - enjoy the Bonfire Night celebrations afterwards!	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
BIRMINGHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 15 19:30 Town Hall Victoria Square, Birmingham, B3 3DQ Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 15		BIRMINGHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Town Hall, Victoria Square, Birmingham, B3 3DQ Wednesday November 15th at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 17 19:30 The Junction Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 17		CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Junction, Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX Friday November 17th at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 18 15:30 The Junction Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX Facebook Event Two Saturday shows at Cambridge Junction: 3.30pm and 7.30pm Buy Tickets
Nov 18		CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Junction, Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX Saturday November 18th at 15:30 Two Saturday shows at Cambridge Junction: 3.30pm and 7.30pm	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
DIDCOT: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 23 19:30 Cornerstone Arts Centre 25 Station Road, Didcot, Oxon, OX11 7NE Facebook Event Buy Tickets
Nov 23		DIDCOT: You Can't Polish A Nerd Cornerstone Arts Centre, 25 Station Road, Didcot, Oxon, OX11 7NE Thursday November 23rd at 19:30	Buy Tickets Facebook Event
LONDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Nov 27 19:30 Duchess Theatre 3-5 Catherine Street, London, WC2B 5LA Facebook Event BUY TICKETS
Nov 27		LONDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Duchess Theatre, 3-5 Catherine Street, London, WC2B 5LA Monday November 27th at 19:30	BUY TICKETS Facebook Event
EDINBURGH: You Can't Polish A Nerd FROM Aug 03 18:00 180 High St Edinburgh, EH1 1QS Runs until Saturday August 25th At the Edinburgh Fringe 2018 - venue, dates and times TBC
FROM Aug 03		EDINBURGH: You Can't Polish A Nerd 180 High St, Edinburgh, EH1 1QS Friday August 3rd at 18:00 - runs until Saturday August 25th At the Edinburgh Fringe 2018 - venue, dates and times TBC