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After touring to 15,000 people across the UK in 2015, featuring on BBC2 QI, creating the first truly experimental comedy series for Radio 4 and writing their first book, the Nerds are back with new show You Can’t Polish A Nerd this Autumn. Join stand-up mathematician Matt Parker, experiments maestro Steve Mould and geek songstress Helen Arney at a night full of electrifying live experiments, spectacular songs and mind-bending maths.

Shows are suitable for nerds and non-nerds aged 14+ unless otherwise stated, as they contain scenes of multiple recursion.

**** “Fantastic and funny… you don’t need to be a ‘nerd’ to enjoy this show” Broadway Baby
**** “Gleefully geeky… impossible to resist, whatever your level of scientific knowledge” Edinburgh Reporter
LEEDS: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Oct
21
19:30
City Varieties Music Hall
Swan Street, Leeds, LS1 6LW
Oct
21
LEEDS: You Can't Polish A Nerd City Varieties Music Hall, Swan Street, Leeds, LS1 6LW
Saturday October 21st at 19:30
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SALFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Oct
22
20:00
The Lowry
Pier 8, Salford Quays, M50 2AZ
Part of the Manchester Science Festival
Oct
22
SALFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Lowry, Pier 8, Salford Quays, M50 2AZ
Sunday October 22nd at 20:00
Part of the Manchester Science Festival
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NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Oct
26
19:30
Norwich Playhouse
42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB
Part of the Norwich Science Festival
Oct
26
NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Norwich Playhouse, 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB
Thursday October 26th at 19:30
Part of the Norwich Science Festival
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NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Oct
27
19:30
Norwich Playhouse
42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB
A second night at the Playhouse as part of the Norwich Science Festival
Oct
27
NORWICH: You Can't Polish A Nerd Norwich Playhouse, 42 - 58 St George's Street, Norwich, NR3 1AB
Friday October 27th at 19:30
A second night at the Playhouse as part of the Norwich Science Festival
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EXETER: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Oct
29
19:30
The Corn Exchange
Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW
Oct
29
EXETER: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Corn Exchange, Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW
Sunday October 29th at 19:30
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SWINDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
01
19:30
Wyvern Theatre
Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN
Nov
01
SWINDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN
Wednesday November 1st at 19:30
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WATFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
03
19:30
The Palace Theatre
20 Clarendon Road, Watford, WD17 1JZ
Nov
03
WATFORD: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Palace Theatre, 20 Clarendon Road, Watford, WD17 1JZ
Friday November 3rd at 19:30
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DURHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
04
19:30
Gala Theatre
Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA
Nov
04
DURHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Gala Theatre, Millennium Place, Durham, DH1 1WA
Saturday November 4th at 19:30
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BRIGHTON: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
05
16:30
The Old Market
11 Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS
One afternoon show at 4.30pm - enjoy the Bonfire Night celebrations afterwards!
Nov
05
BRIGHTON: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Old Market, 11 Upper Market Street, Hove, BN3 1AS
Sunday November 5th at 16:30
One afternoon show at 4.30pm - enjoy the Bonfire Night celebrations afterwards!
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BIRMINGHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
15
19:30
Town Hall
Victoria Square, Birmingham, B3 3DQ
Nov
15
BIRMINGHAM: You Can't Polish A Nerd Town Hall, Victoria Square, Birmingham, B3 3DQ
Wednesday November 15th at 19:30
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CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
17
19:30
The Junction
Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX
Nov
17
CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Junction, Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX
Friday November 17th at 19:30
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CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
18
15:30
The Junction
Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX
Two Saturday shows at Cambridge Junction: 3.30pm and 7.30pm
Nov
18
CAMBRIDGE: You Can't Polish A Nerd The Junction, Clifton Way, Cambridge, CB1 7GX
Saturday November 18th at 15:30
Two Saturday shows at Cambridge Junction: 3.30pm and 7.30pm
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DIDCOT: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
23
19:30
Cornerstone Arts Centre
25 Station Road, Didcot, Oxon, OX11 7NE
Nov
23
DIDCOT: You Can't Polish A Nerd Cornerstone Arts Centre, 25 Station Road, Didcot, Oxon, OX11 7NE
Thursday November 23rd at 19:30
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LONDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd
Nov
27
19:30
Duchess Theatre
3-5 Catherine Street, London, WC2B 5LA
Nov
27
LONDON: You Can't Polish A Nerd Duchess Theatre, 3-5 Catherine Street, London, WC2B 5LA
Monday November 27th at 19:30
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EDINBURGH: You Can't Polish A Nerd
FROM
Aug
03
18:00
180 High St
Edinburgh, EH1 1QS
Runs until Saturday August 25th
At the Edinburgh Fringe 2018 - venue, dates and times TBC

FROM
Aug
03
EDINBURGH: You Can't Polish A Nerd 180 High St, Edinburgh, EH1 1QS
Friday August 3rd at 18:00 - runs until Saturday August 25th
At the Edinburgh Fringe 2018 - venue, dates and times TBC

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